no other place to vent about this so here goes:

greek revanchists (read fascists) are just the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet. you will not just strut into Istanbul and "retake Constantinopole". there are more people living in Istanbul then there are in the whole of Greece, and the moment you cross the border you're gonna face a military police that's actually fascist and doesn't eat 20 gyros a week. you'll be trashed, it's gonna be like Mike Tyson versus a pumpkin

Hitler, pointing gun: any last words, cat?
Garfield, revealing suicide vest: I *hate* Mondays.
Hitler: scheisse

what up gamers, it's ya boy, tarantula dick, back at it again with another minecraft let's play video

two more days to not fail destroy dick december, get on it lads

Cats was a great movie, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Can't wait for the next movie in the series, "Clowns fucking and eating each Other at the same time"

I got my libertarian uncle to come to a Fight For 15 Rally! 

my uncle is in prison for beating his wife 

website: uwu,,,im sowwy, but pweaease...wiww you pwease tuwn off ad bwock? we weawwy need ouw money β™₯(γ€‚α…Œ Ο‰ α…Œγ€‚)

me: ok, [turns adblock off]

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