Oh lol I wrote this exact thing in my journal right after that date with the woman who asked me like 0 questions about myself.

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Started my annual winter solstice ritual. My Lord of the Rings marathon. It will take twelve hours to finish. I’m strapped in, baby!

hot bunns 

I’ve heard of a hot pair of buns, but this is ridiculous!

This is so spooky! My coworker (on this movie set I’m currently at) bought a ham sandwich he doesn’t want anymore so he gave it to me! I guess I’ll have to eat it if I don’t want it to go to waste.

Sorry, my wife, Jada Pinkett-Smith. I’ll make it up to you.

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for the coolest kids only come in, toot away, yeet