Sometimes a Sigur Ros is just a Sigur Ros. Is this something?

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I often feel as sad as I look good. And I’m handsome as fuck this week.

SWAP 👏🏾 YOUR 👏🏾 MEAT 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 BEANS 👏🏾

Everyone is weird in their own way, some of us are just self aware enough to be concerned about it.

Wait I mean I’m Will Smith of course I can sing real good and I have several hit albums.

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I’m a fantastic singer but no one who has heard me sing agrees with me.

The problem is they don’t hear what I’m hearing. I hear the song and they hear my voice and all the mistakes it makes.

The thing about Lord of the Rings is that the movies have 20 rings in them.

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