yes the bees! Oh god yes the bees! Oh god yes the beeees!

How to Get Away with Murder is like if an anime was a live action show starring one of the best actors of our time.

It’d be pretty wild (and admirable) if you were a bystander to this tbh. But I’m not a bystander, I’m me. Popular celebrity Will Smiff

Just kidding. I’m famously on very good terms with the mother of my firstborn son. She hangs out with my family all the time. Jada goes shopping with her. There’s videos of it on Instagram.

Voiced labiodental fricative? Sounds like my ex wife!

“Open wide” should be “open tall” in my humble opinion. Unless you tilt your head sideways

You know Drunk In Love? The song by Beyoncé? Well I’m Sleepy At Work!

Butt problems / who’s got ‘em / I’ve got ‘em too. Na-na, na-na-na

Baby Yoda is 50 years old which makes him Gen X, which makes him a Boomer.

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