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hoo boy profile changes takin a while to federate from here huh lol

bad 

cvt (cock variable torture)

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cbt (continuously ball transmission)

gee bill, how come your masto host lets you have FOUR sidekiq threads?!???

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ah ha i think it's upgraded there's four sidekiq jobs running

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as in like

hardware upgrade

version isn't changing

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:hacker_i::hacker_n::hacker_s::hacker_t::hacker_a::hacker_n::hacker_c::hacker_e:

:hacker_u::hacker_p::hacker_g::hacker_r::hacker_a::hacker_d::hacker_e:

:hacker_i::hacker_n:

:hacker_p::hacker_r::hacker_o::hacker_g::hacker_r::hacker_e::hacker_s::hacker_s:

so anyone else wnat an an ccount on fedi's premiere unused shitposting instance

also i just enabled invite links for anyone to use so

me: what if i just yeeted yeet.social

me, five seconds later: okay hey guys im actually gonna upgrade the plan :)

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OOPS turns out when you block a domain or multiple it has to cHUG to remove media files and shit

haha whoops

did federation just actually fucking die

im @'ing myself because i'd be mad because then i'd have to move like half of my bots off of here and onto botsinspace or something

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@ me if you would be super mad if i yoinked the instance

i should stop forgetting about this place

yeet.social? more like mastotech.downtimenotifications lmao

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yeet dot social

for the coolest kids only come in, toot away, yeet