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two more days to not fail destroy dick december, get on it lads

Morpheus Orpheus dorpheus. Go eat some Walruses. Orifices.

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requisite bitching about masto.tech being down mostly for the sake of downtime tracking for @ashfurrow

if I can't have an account that I use for incomprehensible shitposts and for complaining about stupid shit I see on fedi, then what is this all for, anyway?

if i could customize the boop noise on this instance id make it a laugh track

if I can't have an account that I use for incomprehensible shitposts and for complaining about stupid shit I see on fedi, then what is this all for, anyway?

- like before replying
- boost before liking
- replies must be done as the form of a subtoot that is brought to my attention by one of my mufos boosting it
- don't touch me

setting up a complete set of rules and regulations you must follow before interacting with me, as a bit

subtoot nobody that follows me 

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yeet dot social

for the coolest kids only come in, toot away, yeet