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it's been a long time since i've posted here

it's time for guillotines
it's time to raise the boards
it's time to sharpen blades,
we just can't take this anymore

it's nothing personal,
we gave your way a try,
we're sorry but, you at the top,
all have to die

lmao I haven't visited y.s in so long my timeline wasn't cached

Verizon being Verizon made me wait four more days than necessary because they screwed up my order and I'm considering just fucking off the internet

still have them 10h later and i have no plans to get rid of them

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i have 40+ notifications from y.s because i can't be bothered to click on the notification button

@mdszy imagine not knowing who's on your own instance

Imagine actually thinking the world is fine

Hnng section leader I'm trying to play but the clap of my asscheeks keeps going flat

currently shitposting on m.t about alice and I want to fucking die. Carnegie Mellon, why hath thou sunk into the pits of darkness? What hath thou wrought upon this cold, cold world?

Petition to make the "toot!" Button say "yeet!" instead

D is for disappointment, which is what I was today during Kahoot

9/11 just turned 18, guess libertarians will stop caring about it now

when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom

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for the coolest kids only come in, toot away, yeet